Mil Machetes

Too many Simps, not Enough Pimps.

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

If it ain't NY. It ain't TMNT

[🐢 The Old Turtle Den 🍕 @TheOldTurtleDen]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria has opened in Santa Monica California!

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

Lack of hair indicates lack of testosterone. Proof below

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Brad Pitts “daughter” is ugly.

Inside and out.

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@DanhausenAD Still don't give a fuckhausen

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@SuperBeaner Bro Chad and El Grande were never going to see a "program" like that in wwe. They would be smart to stay in Mexico and be loved by the community and be able to work like they want. AAA > wwe

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@SuperBeaner 🤣

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

Saturday, June 20th
Pregame 4pm
Show from 6pm to 8pm
Taco Service from 5pm to 7pm
Open Bar All-Night Long
DM CJ Dinero on fb for RSVP info

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

Ah shit @elonmusk is hanging out with the Rape-ublicans again. If he talks in public we cancel him.

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@LuchaElRey 🤔

[Lucha Underground @LuchaElRey]

soon ...

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@WrestleClips Punk needs to be arrested

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@CaledonianKitty @WrestleClips Punk needs to be arrested for assault and battery.

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@SuperBeaner A lot of people I know that were hard-core fans, have walked away this year. I walked away 30 years ago.

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@JackEvans711 Wow!

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@JackEvans711

[Jack Evans @JackEvans711]

My bones were replaced with rubber long ago

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@crossinmexican 😵🤯

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@CAgovernor Give us back our 2A rights you Nazi!

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@CAgovernor @GavinNewsom is just another Nazi. We will never elect another Nazi to be President Ever!

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

How cool would it be if Las Vegas boycotted Wrestlemania in honor of @realKILLERkross ? @LilGhostGoth @ByLucha

[Mil Machetes @1000machetes]

@DHSgov Can't wait for ICE hunting season.