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[kam @icumnesquik]

idgaf how much gta 6 is i have a job

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

I’d put my d*ck in an ant pile before I ask a b*tch, “ why him and not me”

[Yung Mal @15YungMal]

Love get u killed & getting killed get u loved

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

You gotta hit these hoes in they prime before they start sellin it…😭💀

[Orni🍀 @Meetrichy1]

If you d!e today, everyone putting you under unnecessary pressure will move on.

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

During jacking off: I am having so much fun jacking off and it’s gonna feel so good when I bust

After jacking off: I may never find love

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Boot😈 @1002Boot]

@ShegunTweets Ion kno y he walked in there

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It’s fvcking over for all your other pants

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[𝓛𝓾𝓭𝓪🧸 @Ludathygoat]

people be standing hella close when you’re about to show them a picture in your gallery 😭 nigga chill, my dick in there

[Boot😈 @1002Boot]

Exactly wat I did😂

[Harley Anime✨ @dbs_10_10]

When I have a son this is exactly how I’ll introduce him

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Mosquitos when they see you in shorts:

[lil duval @lilduval]

Whatever pornstar you grew up to will always have a special place in your heart no matter how she look when she gets old

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

in her bathroom peeing hard as possible to make my dick sound bigger

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

[kjay👑 @topvertovo]

How u a hoe and can’t suck dick