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BREAKING NEWS:
The Youngest Guardian of The Ecosystem is Officially Born!
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Parody Twitter is great and all but its been getting kinda boring. So I came up with an idea for a new event for everyone.
It would focus on a gorilla from the moon. He would have a short range tesla cannon, a dome shield to block all the aoe slop and could jump really high.