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Acolyte of the Cult of Charles Hires

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Humane alternatives to getting an abortion: a thread

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(Balls deep in @quangaming4) *record scratch* yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation

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My favorite game: goat stimulator :3

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Damn bitch you got prion disease?

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I am a machine that converts spaghetti into violence

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Y’all think George Bush and Dick Cheney explore each other’s bodies?

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Bacon pancakes
I’m makin bacon pancakes
Take some bacon then I put it in a pancake
Bacon pancakes
That’s what it’s gonna make
Bacon pancaaaaaakes

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Some people call me Maurice, especially those to whom I introduce myself as Maurice

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You are now breathing manually

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Rutherford B. Hayes update: he still dead 🙁

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@hickok45 videos make my life bearable

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“Are you ovulating?”

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Just got a new cat! His name is foreskin and I love him so much☺️

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In light of the latest 80% receiver regulations proposed by the Biden administration, the 79% receiver industry is booming

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I AM JACKS LINKS��� STRONGEST SOLDIER!!!!!

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

There is not a single prescription medication that can't be easily replaced with some combination of stuff at the hardware store

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@Turbo_Fucker Glad to see the kharkovchanka finally getting the love it deserves

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Sober drivers have taken innocent life from us for the last time

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

NFL quarterback Dwayne Haskins died this morning after he was struck by a car in South Florida

Haskins, 24, was a standout QB at Ohio State before being drafted in the 1st round in 2019

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What two consenting adults do at 10 paces is none of the government’s business

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And the Oscar for actor in a movie goes to Jared Leto!

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Good thing Chris didn’t make a joke about Alec Baldwin’s wife