Mahdi

[𝓚𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓵 🦋 @krystgem]

POV: A mosquito picked the wrong baby 😭

I froze when it landed on the baby’s hand, but before I could swat it away, those tiny fingers closed around it. Pretty sure mosquitoes just found their biggest enemy. 😂

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Cai Jones @ProducerCai]

Tried to buy but only had it in XL

[Nida khan @Nida_khan1111]

Free WiFi 🤪

[Mahdi @100Madz]

@tamss0 https://t.co/dgOdSmY2MO

[Mahdi @100Madz]

I didnt even realise the new season of Reacher was aired 2 weeks ago !!!!!!

[Mahdi @100Madz]

Man down maydaymaydaymayday

[Mahdi @100Madz]

@H7899_ Lets take a shit together bro

[Mahdi @100Madz]

Too*

[Mahdi @100Madz]

Ever since working 2 jobs I've been top lax with spending. My bank balance is fucking suffocating rn but its all good coz its double payday this week I guess 😵‍💫

[Mahdi @100Madz]

I've been seeing ba dum tsss tweets on my TL all day im sorry in advance if I RT some of them 😅

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

Cole Pfeiffer, a respectable businessman 😂😂

[Mariah @mm_jiselle]

I can’t believe our parents used to take road trips with a fucking map

[jason @morecjjj]

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

When you reply to the wrong chat.