Tony Stark

I am Iron man, also known as that billionaire with the big NOT-so-ugly tower in New York. Without @Pepperincharge, it may just burn to the ground.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Oh, you know me so well, Pep. But yeah, you made the right call. All that does sound a little... Absurd.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Point made, point received and accepted, I just ha- Wait, you canceled without my authorization?

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge It's not an elevator...? Ah, okay, I'll call later and cancel the plans.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

Pep would kill me and JARVIS will self-destruct "@autocorrects: Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper name."

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Let me guess, that's absurd as well and you want me to cancel everything?

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge It's daring, fun and different. Not to mention you'll get to the cafeteria faster now.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Enlighten me, Miss Potts?

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Mh, yeah, blamed it on 'suit malfunction'. Meaning JARVIS had a "that time of the month" experience.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge from the iPhone 4. Fight lasted almost two weeks.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge I'm a smart kid. I can work my way around an AI's tantrum. Did it once. That time I refused to hook him up with the SIRI ~

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge I... Well he... Don't be ridiculous, Pep, he would never do that when I'm in the suit.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge If I try really hard I think I can muster the strength to ignore him for a day or two. Can't be that hard.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Of course, I created him, Pep. But he knows if he does that I won't be held responsible for my actions afterwards.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Jar knows all and sees all. No. I think I'll keep him on mute before you two gang up on me.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge Well, the kid with expensive toys 'act' pays of, don't you think? [Half gestures to their surroundings]

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge So I'm a permanent ass now...? You're welcome, Pepper.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge assistants. They're the great ones.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge You're right about the assistant part. Though the men aren't always that great. Look at me, I can be a pain in the ass. The~

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge The world really is a better place with you in it, Miss Potts.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@Pepperincharge ... Ha ha, Pep. Very funny. But if she really looks like that, I'll think I'll pass on this one.