100 Ways To Laugh!

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I hate when spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...

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When facebook starts showing how many times you’ve visited someone’s profile, we’re all screwed ...

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"Fuck it" - my final thought before making most decisions.

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My Heart: "I like you... I want you... I want us..." My Mind: "It will never happen."

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I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bitch go everywhere.

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''This video is not available in your country'' Where the f**k am I from? NARNIA!?

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No matter what, the biggest regret in your life will always be cutting your hair...

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Homework: "Do me, do me!" Internet: "Don't listen to that slut!"

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"Babe, are you jealous?" - "No" - "You're not jealous?" - "I said NO!" - "Okay, give me a kiss?" - "Go ask your fucking whore for a kiss!"

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"I will NOT forget.... I will NOT forget...." *next day* "So.. did you bring it?" "Shhhiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt, I forgot."

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All I want for Christmas is you... to stop breathing my air.

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*Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* "What, did you die within 3 seconds?"

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Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.

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I'm not sure if people stopped saying "yolo" or everyone that said "yolo" has died.

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Oh thats funny, I swear last week you said you hated her. Now you're best friends?

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#ThoughtsDuringSchool

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Bikinis should have an age limit and a weight limit.

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Seriously, there's always a reason to smile.. Find it.

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Real laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

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I miss the days when homework was just..... coloring.