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[eggman @100hamsters_]

@trvisXX bro AMC ran out of shirts

[eggman @100hamsters_]

People like delivery driver-free establishments

[eggman @100hamsters_]

Clairo my goat

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Clairo responds to X user who says she’s “stopped pretending” to like girls.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-when you Venmo request 1/2 the bill
-when she sees you’re following 194 Instagram models
-when she sees you liked a Reel of an OnlyFans model rubbing her cleavage with soap
-when you smoke weed before her family reunion and go nonverbal and make her look like an idiot
-when you say “I know a cute Brunch spot”
-when you order a Cosmo with a sugar rim

[eggman @100hamsters_]

100% organic cotton avocado oil

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Not looking forward to Spotify unwrapped season tbh

[phoenix @joy_divizn]

I pray everyday #gangsta

[eggman @100hamsters_]

This 80/20 beef has me floating

[eggman @100hamsters_]

Why is no one talking about an Ad-free instagram

[eggman @100hamsters_]

@acervogeese Why he always singing about husbands and daughters and such

[eggman @100hamsters_]

@souleybjorkins I’m saying

[eggman @100hamsters_]

Her new dude has terrible taste in music if I didn’t know this I’d lose it

[eggman @100hamsters_]

Excuse me miss I need a couple cookies to go with that pizza

[eggman @100hamsters_]

If you’re ever tripping about where you’re at in life currently just remember there’s people out there reviewing crumbl cookies for IG likes

[eggman @100hamsters_]

@BoozeBlogsChuck Yeah the real shit is made from rancid avocados but the problem is nobody is actually getting real avocado oil it’s all cut with bullshit

[eggman @100hamsters_]

Gun to your head what actually is avocado oil

[eggman @100hamsters_]

@LeJasonBean Typical ex wife behavior

[eggman @100hamsters_]

@BoozeBlogsChuck The only time I ever won poker is when I was on shrooms and I was just straight running the table

[eggman @100hamsters_]

@shotgunwillie7 Torchy tacos type shit

[eggman @100hamsters_]

@VanceE Ghosts are real in LA

[eggman @100hamsters_]

I immediately get scared when I see Arabic letters in someone’s profile name