100 Specs

The official Twitter for the book 100 Specs: A Concise History of the Lie Detector Belt by Jerald Khriztof Hernando.

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@Wendys I wish the death of cancerous corporate fast food was a stage in this life.

Except for you, Wendy, of course🤞☺️

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@egdubya @Wendys This

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@5han3D @Wendys That's very dangerous, Shane

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@zarquon @Wendys Wow, doesn't take much

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@Wendys @thestickybuns Why are you responding as 'I' ? Is Wendy's a single unified consciousness with the ability to autonomously reply on a Twitter with an uninterrupted sense of identity? Cuz that'd be cray

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@mhl I get an appendectomy every time I even smell one of your drinks now. I used to drink your dranks like air. Can you explain this? #HowTheRaccoonsTookOver

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@cumberlandfarms Did you read the rest of it tho

[100 Specs @100Specs]

Walked to @cumberlandfarms last night hammered to get sum hot mozt stix, ended up listening to cashier insult my mom and read me his college thesis paper on how the store was founded by a single cow back in medieval times. . .

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@SillyHourPod You know what's a horrible restaurant idea? Cracker barrel. It's just all cheese

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@Wendys can I have some money

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@cumberlandfarms What about a 4th? Or a 5th?

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@DiegoAwooga @cumberlandfarms @Pontifex hey Pope, you might wanna help with this

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@Wendys Are you friends with @cumberlandfarms ?

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@cumberlandfarms Can I get two slices of pepperoni pizza?

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@cumberlandfarms So fucming gross

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@cumberlandfarms That's fucking gross

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@cumberlandfarms Can I bring my cumjug yet?

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@caseysgenstore is worthy competition to my beloved @cumberlandfarms #Omicronvoy #pizzadare #BettyWhiteChallenge

[100 Specs @100Specs]

Hey @cumberlandfarms did I leave my cummerbund at your Lewiston, ME location? I was on my tour and really wanted a slice, ran there quickly. Then had to run back, use bathroom because of the hellish diarrhea it gave me. So you can see why the cummerbund came off!!! #bbc

[100 Specs @100Specs]

@StopandShop Oh don't get me wrong, Stop and Shop satisfies me to completion

[100 Specs @100Specs]

Excuse me, @StopandShop I don't remember *sausage* being a part of a Margherita pizza??? What if i had been but by one of those ticks that gives you a meat allergy? Have you thought about that? Where's your quality control?