Shit my teen says

[Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel]

Minneapolis Police slashed every tire on my rental car, as well as every tire of every car in this parking lot.

[Alex Riggins @Alex_Riggins]

A non-violent youth march has been the main George Floyd/Black Lives Matter protest today in San Diego, where SDPD has in response to Floyd's death banned the carotid restraint. Story with @andrealopezvil, @Kristen_Taketa and @MorganECook: https://t.co/iftffXiXyy

[Pretty Much A Wizard✨ @MagiccMosley]

The real people causing vandalization and graffiti during #sandiegoprotests #SanDiego

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

I'm not harassing her I just accidentally sent her a dick pic. #truestory #dickpic #shitteenssay

[KUSI Sports @KUSISports]

#KUSI #ASR #PlayOfTheWeek #3: Lindsey Price, @missionbayhigh. RT to vote for Lindsey!

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

"Bernie Sanders is so cuuuuute. I love old men." #gross #teenpolitics

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

Teen: Wanna know what I've been thinking about?
Me: yes
Teen: I forgot what I was going to say. #stupidthingsteenssay #thinkharder

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

"I had a bean and cheese burrito before my game and played good. I think I'm going to have a bean and cheese burrito before every game."

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

Me: There's a big difference between New Mexico and Mexico, one's another country, and--
Teen: not that one, Mexico.

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

"I'm allowed to pogostick in my room right?" #AllFunAndGamesUntil #stupidquestions #imgladyouasked #hellno

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

Me: Push the baby around the block on her tricycle. Teen: Okay, I'll go get my ripstick. #ripstickfail #dontkillthebaby

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

Teachers are worse than bosses because they are annoying and tell you what to do way too much. #schoolsux #badbosses

[Shit my teen says @100stupidthings]

Track is not for people who want to get faster, it's for people who are already fast.