1001 Illinois

The same crazy people from 1010 Illinois... we just got drunk and mixed up the numbers!

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"I'm pretty good at foot massages.. And by that I mean I'm good at massaging with my feet" #shitmyroomatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"If you're going to be in the game, you might as well play the game" #ShitMyRoommateSays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

1001 has to get rid of all of their alcohol! Lets get weird! #comehelp

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"My breath smells like vagina... Or cat piss, orrr dog shit" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"People don't black out like we do. I thought it was a thing. It is NOT a thing" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"Ashley Adam Lindsay and Travis are in a waffle ball tournament" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

" @justinwesleyIV thinks he is so funny... And he kinda actually is" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"So she has a pooping problem and you have over active salivary glands? You guys make a great team" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"Sometimes my tampon feels good though" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"Why can't I stop bleeding out of my vagina like an 8 year old?!" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"It's so good I can't suck fast enough to get enough in my mouth" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

RT @Gatewood21: "All I'm saying is we need to be a little wiser with our choices."

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"Let me see you get low get low get low let me see you get low" "are you Sandra bullocking it?!" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"Does your tattoo say carpe diem? Isn't that like Harry potter?" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"What's the capital of Washington?" "Washington DC" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"He could be so good if he didn't suck so bad" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"These screaming babies are great birth control" "screaming babies won't help you when you're coming back drunk" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"The secret side of me is I love shots" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"A blow job a day keeps the prostitutes away... That something I learned when I was young" #shitmyroommatesays

[1001 Illinois @1010NoRules]

"Stop being a pussy and put it in already!" #shitmyroommatesays