Moderna Mae

I'm never here, if I tweet I'm avoiding things.

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

“Why we single…”

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! I did it out of spite before finals! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

I advanced to the Amethyst League on Duolingo (I share for gems)

[Dev-Artemis Animation @DevilArtemisX]

This might just be the greatest thing ever. Whoever made this, Bless your heart.

[IHateBeingScared @ih8beingscrd]

I am a man of the people and I aim to please. I've started a new business endeavor. Check it out and consider supporting. <3 CAUTION: NSFW

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I'm currently streaming live on Twitch! Come tell me how hot my content is.

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

Me mad because my body unlocked a new pain today. Welcome to nausea hunger, you can neither ignore nor feed it. Settle into the discomfort #owch

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@ariellecollette I have several questions but mostly "people can identify Chicago as an accent?"

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

Is the constant need to reorganize your closet a mental health need or a procrastination tactic? Asking for a friend.

[adult swim @adultswim]

Watch out for those hawks

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@adultswim Learn to control it or cut holes in all your underwear/pants for it I guess.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[JAWAN.mp3 @jawanmp3]

The Black urge to turn on a comfort show then turn over and go to sleep

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

Getting ready for DST to throw off my internal sleep clock for the next two weeks.

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@ariellecollette Ain't that job common sense?

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@ariellecollette The only thing I trust less than these jump cuts is a man whose jewelry clanks together.

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

I just got excited because I realized I can make French toast.

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@TheJerejoe In the end it was the Internet that proved to be the worst villain of the game.

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@TheJerejoe I'll be there for the stream, maybe not drinking to your death count, but I'll be there!

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

I made a drinking game out of @TheJerejoe deaths in Elden Ring during the live stream.
We will find out if I regret this in the later morning.

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@TheJerejoe Did not have all ingredients for pancakes...settled for nutella toast and peanut butter toast.

[Moderna Mae @101Frustrations]

@TheJerejoe I live! 🥞 are all I can think about, but otherwise totally good!