🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷

professional disappointment

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

if you see this, i hope you know: you deserve happiness, you are loved, and right now fucking sucks, but we’re still kickin it.

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

i wish the inside of my stomach was dry so every time i ate tic tacs i’d sound like a maraca

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

i will never trust a square piece of ham

[dream gurl @arlizle]

if my man ever told u happy birthday that’s not my man bc why would he b happy at UR birth???

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

bro it’s so embarrassing when a superhero says a badass line then gets their ass kicked

[k ﾒ𝟶 @Kaleb_xoo]

why must the baddest bitches go through the most pain

[Basically Guy Fieri👾 @xxpuffxxx]

@Drizzyrich14 [in the back of a police car] are you mad at me?

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

@ArizmendiSheila with one exception for spirit 🫶🏽

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

one thing about me, i won’t remember your cat’s name

[🔻 Forever Chemicals, Forever Me @tenuto86]

@AdvilBhargava @mattlieb 9 months of back rent, baby better come outta the womb with cash in hand or hit the bricks

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

i can’t believe the queen just fucking died bro

[k 🍪 @yesitskayy]

normalize nipples showing through the shirt

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

swimming at @trixiemotel 💒 we open Labor Day!

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i don’t have “plans for the 4th” i’m not a fucking republican

[D Rae @_raeroe]

My mom is literally my sunshine on rainy days🫶🏽

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

bitches with no ass don’t intimidate me

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

clitoris piercings should be free

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

i’m a whore for anything red velvet

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

wishing ~the inability to cum~ on everyone that has ever wronged me. <3

[🌱🌍saffy🌬️🪷 @101Sav]

why am i so fucking tall

[Eliana Romero🍓 @111_elianar]

my posts aren’t directed towards anyone if the shoe fits wear it cinderella