if your initial reaction to hearing a beloved celebrity has passed is to analyze every little thing theyve ever said for the morality olympics fuck you
People born in the 70s really won the fcking life lottery. You got to grow up without social media, buy a house before prices went completely insane, build a career before everything became a damn hustle, and still experience technology taking off. What a time to be alive.
Lives in a garbage can yet has a stronger grasp upon reality than anyone else in his neighborhood. He was probably normal till he had to hear everybody’s dumb Muppet bullshit every day …
Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.