Callie Dartlon

follow me, everything is alright

[Weekend Schemers @WeekendSchemers]

I've seen actual deer in actual headlights that are less terrified than Myles Brennan is right now.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Meat loaf is fucking disgusting. Like who tf was the person that was like “yo y’all come try this loaf of meat i just made, it taste rad with some ketchup” tf outta here.

[L @LeightonHodges]

instead of worrying about trying to find a guy to take care of you for the rest of you life, worry about getting a degree so you can take care of yourself!!!!

[Brandon Chapman @brandonchappy14]

I’m riding down the road and I just saw this kid about 6 or 7 driving a Honda 300 with blue jeans on and no shirt with a shotgun and a fishing pole in the front gun rack and two beagles and a 2 liter sprite on the back. Idk where you’re going buddy, but give em hell.

[Callie Dartlon @1023Callie]

@Michialaaa_23 Ooo what you been doing girl. You know I live in the boonies I never hear about nothing anymore😂

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i have tested positive for being a cutie patootie

[Callie Dartlon @1023Callie]

Absolutely no motivation to study for my 3 tests this week or to finish my 2 research reports😩

[Asher Lee @asherleephoto]

My wife slept in today and when I tried to wake her up she said “Come on, take a nappy nap with me.”

Like.. homie.. you haven’t even woke up for it to be a nap 😂 She’s unbelievable.

[Cooter Bay @CooterCares]

For every retweet, $1 will be donated to PCAA (Prevent Child Abuse America). #RushKD #CooterCares

[Bay•• @baileyalyse12]

I’m just wondering...... did EVERYONE in the 318 get engaged or announce they were pregnant the past two weeks?!?!

[Callie Dartlon @1023Callie]

“What’s your major?”

“Occupational Therapy”

“So like physical therapy” 😒

[izzy @ih_grace]

“What’s your major?”

“English Literature..”

“Oh sO yOu’Re gOiNg To bE a tEaCheR??”

[Callie Dartlon @1023Callie]

Love a man that walks in at 10:15 and says “let’s go take a nap”. ❤️

[Callie Dartlon @1023Callie]

ISO friends who will sit at home and drink wine with me🙃

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Gameday Mood‼️