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me

[aidan @1029pm_]

bro why tf did kids randomly just throw up in the middle of class during elementary school all the time

[aidan @1029pm_]

tacobell or tac 'Obell

[aidan @1029pm_]

inflation

[aidan @1029pm_]

my boss just told me he's gonna "send me to minecraft" if i'm late again

[aidan @1029pm_]

horse therapy ink therapy why don't we try therapy therapy

[aidan @1029pm_]

how come i kill it as a waiter but bomb every other conversation i have

[aidan @1029pm_]

robert eggers voldemort movie please

[aidan @1029pm_]

shit daughter or fart son

[aidan @1029pm_]

we meet at tilted towers once every fortnight

[aidan @1029pm_]

i have shared custody over my cyberkids with my cyberwife

[aidan @1029pm_]

i will NOT watch another 2 hour and 45 minute movie

[aidan @1029pm_]

smash that dislike button, unsubscribe from me I don't give a fuck

[aidan @1029pm_]

girlbuprofen and acetaminabitch

[aidan @1029pm_]

it's cool because when u get a leaf in ur house u can just toss er right back outside

[aidan @1029pm_]

wish i could gobble like patrick

[aidan @1029pm_]

being bisexual just for the fits

[aidan @1029pm_]

yo mama so nuts she balls

[aidan @1029pm_]

i feel like people aren't actually praying on my downfall but not enough people are praying for my come up

[aidan @1029pm_]

i appreciate the offer mr fazbear but can i maybe just do one night instead

[aidan @1029pm_]

I like donkey kong just because he like to have fun

[aidan @1029pm_]

yo mama so mac she roni and cheese