Lad

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Can tomatoes cum?

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Saw a cop crying, offered him one free brutality so he no be sad no mo 😢

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Based on research I have done with science i have determine walking in the rain wil arguably result in wetness

[Lad @10BillionCups]

I back from hell who let Eon name that pixies baby Æon Flux???

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Butternut squash, a sensual gourd

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Ladies and Gentalman I present to you the banana dick

[Lad @10BillionCups]

You reek of bitch and it’s delightful

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Some one named “sexually frustrated potato salad” keeps dm’ing me asking for pics of my cups and I’m not amused.

[Lad @10BillionCups]

HOW DARE YOU NOT WANT ME TO LOCK MY COUSIN IN THE BASEMENT AND STARVE THEM TO DEATH YOU FUCKING RACIST

[Lad @10BillionCups]

I cursed and now my mom rote me out of her will. Piss you, Sharon...

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Excuse me sur could you please vacate the premises, your whole dick and balls are exposed. This is a Cinnabon.

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Dude, where’s my supersuit?

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Fuck that guy down the street with his fancy shoes and lofty ambitions

[Lad @10BillionCups]

MY NAME IS GERALD AND I AM HERE FOR YOU 4 FOR 4, POR FAVOR

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Get fucked nerds life is meaningless!

[Lad @10BillionCups]

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THAT THE GAYS ARE RIGHT, MOTHER???

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Did I shit the floor? Yes

Did I say I not clean it if don’t get a big pink pony? Yas

Was I denied a big pink pony and forced to clean up poop? Yis

Will I threaten to shit in the floor again if I no get my big pink pony I tell all the udder kids I’m gettin? Ues

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Furries but instead of aminals they are cars they are Vroomies they want to kiss Lighting Mcween

[Lad @10BillionCups]

Sorry jsut got back from prison and I’m ready to s h i t

[Lad @10BillionCups]

I bought horse recently named Chester but it didn’t come with instructions on how to get out the sauce. Don’t I pull the large lever at the bottom? Pls halp?