Roommates Of 10H

the musings and amusings of 6 college roommates being posted for posterity and future giggles 🐑👭👭👭 🐱🌵👸🏻💁🏻🔢

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It’d be the good ol’ thump-thump. - 🌵’s latest euphemism for sex

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I get too cold to be a hoe so I guess my parents can sleep soundly. -💁🏻‍♀️

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Set your standards low and eat the cheese. - life lessons from🌵

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I didn’t know it would be slippery! -👸🏻 on the model female anatomy she broke at the gyno’s office #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings

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What time do White people have dinner? -🌵

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Those weird little elven dreads looked good on him. -🌵 on Bernard the elf from The Santa Clause

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🌵: tweet him a link to Bosnia! 💁🏻: That's a country! You mean bosley! #potentialdrunktweets

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You're the most horizontally gifted. -🌵to Matt #chonchis

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I mean, I've never put in a tampon and been like "heehee" -🌵on ticklish hoohahs 🤔 #um

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This is what happened last night: we were both arguing about who was the bigger asshole. -🌵 explaining last night to 🔢 #TheEndlessCycle

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💁🏻: I can't stop laughing long enough to open my eyes to tweet about this. #1stworldproblems

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💁🏻: why are you beating a dead horse?
🌵: because you won't let me pet the dead horse. 😳😳😳 #umwat

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Someday I hope they call me "Old Woman Nolas" -🔢

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Matt: what's the chancla?
🔢: the flip flop of doom. #MattsFeelin22

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I got trapped between a balloon and a hard place. -🔢, in the aftermath of #MattsFeelin22

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The only thing I like to do is the library... -🔢 on Tallahassee #MattsFeelin22

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My leather is made of wallet so... -Matt on leather goods #MattsFeelin22

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Let's get it started in here, as the Black Eyed Peas once said. -Marissa #MattsFeelin22

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I can do pointe...one leg at a time. -🌵on the ballet dancing in Phantom of the Opera

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They were individuals. They were their own cheeks. -👸🏻 on the butt she saw at Soul Cycle #WereBack #DidWeEverLeave