Pins that ass to the wall.
"You just want me to nail you to the wall like a new portrait."
Smacks that fine ass and watches it reverb.
"Aussies don't see waves like that!"
I canβt stop laughing! π This guy goes into fast food joints and yells their company slogans after buying their food. π The reactions he gets are hilarious! π€£
β’β½ΰΌ»Β¨:Β·. ββ π€ Ruey π€ ββ .Β·:Β¨ΰΌΊβΎβ’
ββ§βΊΛβ And Judas is the demon I cling toβΛβΊβ§β
π€ Vampire Queen. Witch. Siren. Tribrid π€
A semi/literate. Experienced writer of 10+ years. Ships only with chem.
Looks at her with wide mascara eyes.
"I mean that's a consideration of optimal closeness but what if in said physical endeavor you decide to embrace your fangs into parts of me that excite me to touch? Huh, is your fuzzy pup demon in line with the pushy touchy?"