10 Kids, 2000 Words

GISHWHES 2017

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...your tenth, when they come.

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...Antarctica. Be kind to the unicorns, the sheep, the penguins, and the locals. Be kind to yourself, and be kind to your children, even...

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...continents treat you well. Beware of spiders in Australia, the cold in Iceland, volcanoes in New Zealand, and man-eating snowmen in...

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...this world, and you already have at least nine of your genetic children out there. Good luck In your travels, and I hope all three...

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..what else to do but find someone that needs you? A young child without a home, or a teenager who has lost theirs? You can do so much all..

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...failed you. What is left to do? Adopt, of course. If you are extremely excited to further the spread of your wealth, and your wisdom...

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...afraid there is nothing else that you can do. Astrological stones, time travel, sheep and streams, and the South Pole penguins have all..

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...die. You may even get to 100 of your own children.

Now you have tried all four methods, and if you are not fertile by now, then I am...

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...believe that you are one of them, they will give you their powers of regenerative fertility, and you will be having children until you...

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...penguin. So put on all the coats that fit under that penguin suit, and stay there for as long as you need to, because as soon as they...

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...regenerate fertility. The only problem, is that the only way to receive this treatment, is for them to think that you are actually a...

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...find the nearest penguins. It is now a known fact that any penguin residing in the last 0.001 degree, has astonishing abilities to...

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...same horizon for over two months, you will finally be able to breath. Because all you need to do now is pull out your penguin suit, and..

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...that you need to drink. And on the 65th day when you reach the South Pole, and your dogs are tired, and your mind is restless from the..

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..and keep yourself warm. Do you have that snow melter? Because you certainly do not have enough room on that sled for the amount of water..

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..the ready, and reigns in your thickly gloved hands. This is your last chance, and you need that tenth child. Gather up all your strength..

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...technology-less people made it to the South Pole in the 1800s then why can’t you? So that’s where you need to travel. Your compass at...

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...sure that you have some sled dogs and a nice sled on hand. Because what you need is much further away than you can imagine, but if some..

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...take will most likely not be able to break through much of the ice, and will want to avoid being stuck. This is where you need to make...

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...continent, Antarctica. You’ll see ice long before you hit the mainland, and this may mean walking far on thin ice. Whatever boat you...