Michael Darcy

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

If anyone is unsure of what to do for a Christmas starter, how about a Candle Salad? It was once a popular American dish in the 1920s. You stand a banana, with a maraschino cherry in end (the flame) in a pineapple ring, & dribble mayonnaise / cream down the sides to look like wax

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

@MNightShyamalan 1 ) Soylent Green - people
2 ) Darth Vader - Luke’s father
3 ) Tofu - not that bad
4 ) The Return of Bruno - unfairly maligned
5 ) he - suffering with aphasia

[DEON COLE @deoncole]

I am in tears. I can’t stop laughing at this. I might be sleepy

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I was wondering if Charles had ever met Bob Dylan. It spawned this image which just gets stranger the more you examine it.

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything

[Seamus Heaney Centre @HeaneyCentre]

We are delighted to announce the shortlist for the 2022 Seamus Heaney First Collection Poetry Prize, supported by Atlantic Philanthropies. 💫

Congratulations to all the shortlisted collections! Read more and book tickets to the Award Night later in June at the link in our bio...

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

@leaveitopenx Cloudbusting

[Flor MacCarthy🇺🇦🇵🇸 @florNEWS]

What a brilliant review! Bowled over by this @Donal_OKeeffe, thank you so much. A page and a half in @irishexaminer leaving the reviewer “grasping for synonyms for ‘treasure trove’”! @PresLetters

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

@MarielDeegan Speaking as a man who spent hours trying to get the f-ing thing to start before getting it looked at!

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

@MarielDeegan May start easier with a service?

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Sat watching the news and wondering how Donald Trump manages to be an even bigger arsehole than He-Man.

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

A huge thank you to Sergeant Higgins of #Dundalk Garda, who helped me deliver groceries to an elderly relative recently when my car broke down - very sound. Doing great work on #Covid19 checkpoints too @gardainfo @GardaTraffic

[Academia ɐɹnɔsqO @AcademiaObscura]

The Isolator
Science & Invention magazine (1925)

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

@JojoMNSC @zbgolia @woolfwoolf

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

@zbgolia @woolfwoolf

[Zane Golia @zbgolia]

I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy....

"Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things"

[Orkney Library @OrkneyLibrary]

If you've got a better photograph of a cat being furious while trying to appear nonchalant in the face of a lap-stealing otter, then I'd like to see it.
#Orkney #Archives #SaturdayMorning #Caturday

[Michael Darcy @10ThousandAYear]

@WaterstonesTCR Boney by Martin Amis - the lead singer of Boney M gets brought to New York to write a screenplay, with hilarious results.