J. L. Tetch

“You mean you can’t take less,” said the Hatter: “It’s very easy to take more than nothing.”

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

`Have you guessed the riddle yet?′ the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.

`No, I give it up,′ Alice replied:
`what’s the answer?′

`I haven’t the slightest idea,′ said the Hatter.

[ #mvrp / #dcrp / #batmanrp ]

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

[he makes a little humming sound. sort of like a human purr.]

if you don't mind, i would...

[𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚, 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚. @L0RD0FDESPAIR]

“I see…,” they leaned down, petting his head, “Would you like something for it?”

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

ooh, i hope so-

[he has literally no idea what he's getting into.]

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

anyways, you're in for a treat!

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@FEARCANISTER gibe me your orange juice boy

[᭟᭟ 𝑻ꑛ𝙴̴ B༙̌ₒᴼₒᏳ𐌄ሃϻ𝙰̴η @FEARCANISTER]

⠀
well . .

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[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

i can't say i have. he's got a rather silly last name.

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

i can't wait t' show you somethin' fun. you eva' heard a' luca guadagnino?

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

[he's not one to question anything. like, ever. for all he knows, this jon is an imaginary jon.]

...migraine. happens all the time.

[𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚, 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚. @L0RD0FDESPAIR]

[why are they in his house?? it’s probably fine.]

[probably equally fine that theyre leaning over him]

“Jervis? Are you alright?”

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

[groaning in bed.]

[his head hurts.]

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

i suppose i haven't seen many movies or TV shows... there could be something.

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

but with men, of course. duh. we'll also watch some live action stuff.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

really?

...that's rather terrifying.

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

well... there's a lot out there, but i more meant, like, any media could be a gay awakenin'.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

...what would one consider a "gay movie".

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

no. it's just, like, watchin' shit & seein' if you have a gay awakenin'.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR [straightup looking at him like the big shiny eyes emoji.]

do you think so? really, sincerely? you are sweet under all that fear gas and psychiatry jargon.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

and you're saying they can tell me if i like men.

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

it's a social media thing. i think they started as a news source. i don't know. it's just a startin' point.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR she's patient. and she works hard. really, she's rather perfect.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR she never called me irritating or "slow", and she always listened to me.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

...is there a different gay quiz??

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

that ain't the otha' way. fuck docta's.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR she was alice. and she was kind to me.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR i don't know if i ever really liked anyone before her. can't quite seem to remember.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

well i'm not asking a doctor. they'll make it odd.

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

there's otha' ways, too.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

perhaps i shall consult... this buzz feed.

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

yeah. i mean, kinda'. it's a good startin' point.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ...

[blinking slowly]

um... hm... uhh... that's difficult.

[J. L. Tetch @10_over_6]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR well. i would kiss anyone if i felt like it.