Derick

introverted savage..music enthusiast.., GGMU.., a dollar might turn to a million and we all rich, that's just how i feel

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Finally starting to understand why they say a man’s prime starts in his 30s

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

“Contraseña incorrecta”
“Contraseña incorrecta”

Cambio la contraseña

“La contraseña no puede ser igual a la anterior”

[Ukeme @UkemeTheRula]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

how do you tell someone "i'm not ignoring you i'm just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it's really hard for me to maintain a conversation" without saying that

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane

[𝒄 @clicszn]

some niggas have zero desires to be seen. they just wanna make millions.

[snipes.art 👨🏽‍🎨 @_Sniip3rr]

The problem is you guys go on dates to make someone like you
You’re supposed to go on a date with someone that already likes you

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I hope my next birthday finds me in a new country… and with someone I love

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"are you okay to be home alone?" yes, go, please leave.

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[Neet @neet_sol]

officially retired at 24! i don’t have money or anything i’m just not going back

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Honestly, doing absolutely nothing at work is way more mentally draining than actually being busy.

[️️️ @cnnr333]

Unfortunately if you don’t have a partner by 23 you might as well kill yourself now because the chances of you ever getting one lower drastically

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

idk how to explain it but 2015–2020 felt way longer than 2020–2026

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[un clona xfavor @imromiita]

- Cobrar.
- Pagar deudas.
- Comer algo rico una vez.
- Ser pobre hasta el próximo cobro.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Prello @DPrello]

81% of the population took the Covid vaccine. This means there is only 19% of people who are able to think on their own