Robbery

did you say are or aren’t

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

(1st dinner with gf’s parents)

Me: It’s a song by suff-Jan Stevens :)

Her dad, chuckling: Surely you mean Souf-yawn, my boy. You’re so daft it’s charming… where do you keep finding them darling

My gf: Found him outside of Barnes & Nobel trying to tape 3 cigarettes together ☺️

[American Football @americfootball]

🏡

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

why wasn't he invited to met gala

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

MVP rankings in a couple years

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

May is Volcano Awareness Month.
We have volcanoes.
You are now aware.
See you next May.

[Robbery @10skis]

“what’s it called when” nothing. Stop putting words together in a new order. We’ve reached maximum capacity

[Robbery @10skis]

@k1rbymain it’s carrie & lowell season

[Robbery @10skis]

@worldofreel should play count chocula instead

[gaut @0xgaut]

most Europeans don't realize how big Manhattan really is

[Robbery @10skis]

@itslittletunny our dogs are twins

[Robbery @10skis]

@penguins

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Welcome home, Cutch.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 713

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 709