アバヨミ

𝔐𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔯

[アバヨミ @10thprodigy]

If all your shine comes from somebody else’s sun, what happens when that person moves away?

[Aribasoye Blessed Samuel @Aribblessed]

What VDM did was an Instruction, It wasn't natural

NEW UPDATE 🚨

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

This video was made 2 to 3 years ago, but now it’s all making sense.

[アバヨミ @10thprodigy]

@officialABAT @PiCNG_EV @NGFSecretariat Desperation wan wound you. You’ll NEVER return to that bunker in 2027. Goan rest!

[アバヨミ @10thprodigy]

@spoiltkid @officialEFCC As E-money no gree go City Boys Association naw. Dem come for am

[Viral Gospel @viralgospelhq]

This moment with Kaestrings was special 🔥

Mercy covers everything!

Rahama - Kaestrings x Nathaniel Bassey

[TC @totalcristiano]

‘F*ck me, the game is f*cking gone.’

[アバヨミ @10thprodigy]

@signalapp why you not allowing registrations for Nigeria accounts?

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Real Madrid: 8 fouls, 6 yellow cards, 1 red card

Villarreal: 13 fouls, 2 yellow cards

[last born @olasebotifeg]

“a mysterious cat ate the sacrifice we prepared for the cat we brought to the location. the director called ‘action’ and a strange voice replied with ‘cut’ at the cemetery, we all ran away…” - Chief Araba Ifakole Ajanaku says.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

Apparently, some Nigerians now rent ‘money sprayers’ for their parties.

These ‘money sprayers’ drive up FOMO by spraying millions. Impressionable insecure guests who feel they can’t miss out on the action then get involved in the spraying spree.

Backend, the ‘money sprayers’ and the event host(s) do a split of ‘profit’ while ‘capital’ is returned to the former.

Listen to Mr. Real:

[アバヨミ @10thprodigy]

@northenyoruba Abeg dey use punctuation mark make we fit know wetin you mean

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

“Tinubu’s over taxation policies sent Uber out of Nigeria. They were paying 15% VAT on every trip, excl. other taxes, per trip. The drivers were bearing most of the burden, with reduced purchasing power, it became unsustainable. They left.”

— GST

[Obidient Premium Times @ObidientPremium]

Okey sey this prison wey una won go I no go follow oo.

Sabinus hardly disappoint!

A very big message..

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Man shares how he went from being an Afrobeat artiste who smoked and clubbed to becoming a man of God

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

American woman engaged to a Nigerian man wonders if Nigerian men are environmentalists after discovering that her electricity bill dropped by $80 the month her fiancé moved into her house. She says he manages electricity so well that he often stays in the dark to save power. 😂😭

[Naija Scope @_NaijaScope]

Rufai cooked this morning 🤣🤣

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Video: Senator Adams Oshiomhole goes wild on an interviewer who asked him why he shutdown the country when Obasanjo increased fuel price by ₦3-7, but supports Tinubu who has made astronomical increment at ₦1,400.

[アバヨミ @10thprodigy]

@instablog9ja E don clear for this man eyes sey he no dey return in January. See as e dey run from pillar to post.

[アバヨミ @10thprodigy]

@GossipMillNaija @anewnigeria007 @officialABAT you’re the abnormality we will correct

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Lady shares her male friend’s savage response after asking him for money to buy pads.