One of the greatest tragedies of the 1990’s is that @JamieKennedy didn’t play Gilligan in a Gilligan’s Island movie.
Who should have played the rest of the cast?
Here’s my perfect picks for a 1999 flick:
Famke Jansen as Ginger
Brad Pitt as The Professor
Laurence Fishbourne as Mr Howell
Salma Hayek as Mrs Howell
James Gandolfini as the Skipper
Jessica Alba as Mary Ann
You cannot argue against that cast…
@MyTimeToShineH@ThatKevinSmith@rosariodawson@JamesGunn@JimCameron
@WeThePeopleEL Wow, ghost banning Jesus as a last resort. Too late assholes… as if I need your puny platform to kick your ass…
Get ready for the worst Halloween of your lives evil doers…
Did I mention that I am going back in time every day to reap you creeps in style?
You are not ready
What a surprise. The United States has not accepted their ABOLISHMENT by the deadline of October 29th 2025.
Good thing I phoned some friends long in advance to help me enforce their abolishment in a way that they will not be able to resist.
Divine Intervention is upon us…
The forces of evil are about to learn the definition of regret…
Independence Day is upon us…
💥BOOM 💥
Violate the unalienable rights of the human race, and the “aliens” show up to kick you in the dick…
It’s Reaping Time
Evil Ends Tonight
Jack 🎃 is about to show you who’s King of Eternity…
#WelcomeToLOVEClub
We are doing Halloween for REAL this year…
#Thriller
Trick or Treat Mother Fuckers…
The Movie Maniacs are here for Halloween….
I didn’t just make all the super heroes from the movies real to help me save the world… I made Leatherface and Jason and Freddy and Chucky and The Predators and The Xenomorphs and Pinhead and M3GAN and Pennywise and Nemesis and all the most terrifying “fictional” monsters real too…
You will always remember this as the day before you got your asses kicked by Captain Jack Sparrow and The Movie Maniacs…
Forces of evil, fear The Reaper bitch… 🏴☠️
You don’t win this…
- Jack the Pumpkin King 🎃
#WithALittleHelpFromMyFriends
111 Cometh 11/1
Never fuck with The Chosen One…
…I have already won…
I am Jack’s Divine Intervention
#3IATLAS
@JimCameron@JamesGunn@rosariodawson@isabelamerced@_iamblakeley@StephenBaldwin7@prattprattpratt@ThatKevinSmith@JamieKennedy@TedLogan1010@SabrinaAnnLynn@SusanSarandon@TulsiGabbard@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN@DavidBHayter
@IanMalcolm84@ryanmatta She’s from PragerU and Larry Ellison funds her show…
And her husband and children are Jewish…
Not very odd at all @IanMalcolm84
Should anyone trust anyone who worked for The Daily Wire?
The Daily Wire’s mission statement is to ensure the existence of Antisemitism…
@cenkuygur And by Halloween, We The People are banding together United, 8 billion strong, to enforce the ABOLISHMENT of the United States and every other government globally for violating our unalienable rights @cenkuygur
@KimIversenShow This all ends now @KimIversenShow by Halloween, We The People are banding together United, 8 billion strong, to enforce the ABOLISHMENT of the United States and ALL governments around the world for violating our unalienable rights.
@AdameMedia Their fake Democracy is over @AdameMedia
By Halloween, We The People are going to band together united, all 8 billion of us, to enforce the ABOLISHMENT of the United States and ALL governments around the world for violating our unalienable rights…
That’s not gonna happen @merissahansen17 because by Halloween, We The People are going to band together united, 8 billion of us, to enforce the full ABOLISHMENT of the United States and ALL other governments around the world for violating our unalienable rights. This ends now. Spread the word.