The Shanty Lives On

The Real 112. Jalyn | Jessica | Juwan | Sarah | Hot Nick

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I want Botox in my forehead and someone to rub my feet

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us remembering the password to this account 1 year after moving out of the shanty

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which roommate wants to be the most dead rn

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nick: wouldn't it be nice if you were in prison and every day was the weekend?

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juwan and claire are taking compatibility tests and it turns out they're super compatible who knew

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nick *to juwan and claire*: wait are you guys gonna fuck or drink on the bus tomorrow?

sarah: why not both?

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claire: how you doing?

juwan: mhm *drops phone*

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claire: does he go to school here?

nick: no. but he goes to the bars here

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we got a cat named cookie and nick keeps referring to him as literally any food but cookie, including:
- lasagna
- biscuit
- pickle juice
- cracker jack
- potato wedge

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nick is asking claire (a music education major) for help with his 4000 level Mechanical Engineering homework

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nick: i think I'm at that point in life where everythinf needs sauce

nick: *pours honey on popcorn*

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Who said it:
“NICK HAS A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND NAMED HAILIE AND IM GONNA MARRY A MUPPET!!!”

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"You know how like, organizations sell grilled cheese on court street to fund stuff? We should just like, do that to pay the bills" - sarah

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"I gradually turned a One Direction fan account into my personal twitter" - claire

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who bit into their chicken strip and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" in Larry's Dog House?

rt for claire
like for emily

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which vegetarian said it?

"Not a day goes by i don't think about KFC"

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juwan *to claire*: you're the most talented person I i know.... except for Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob on Broadway

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a normal Monday night in Athens: Nick and Claire are entering Goodreads giveaways and alternating between singing Christmas songs and making sex noises

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*watching harry potter goblet of fire*

harry *talking to sirius black*: (voldemort) wanted....me

nick: who doesn't ?

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*at texas roadhouse, as the waitress walks up to table*

claire: I'm wet

waitress *under her breath* : I'm sorry