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Haha hey did you guys know Emily is staying a fifth year lol

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“And since I’m not a godless whore. He’ll have to go in the back door, therefore”

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Sunburn is like an unplanned pregnancy

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I used to mix my wine with orange juice. Now I just mix it with champagne

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French is the English word for French

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Can someone tell me why I slept on an over glorified air mattress sophomore year

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Can I see the nutritional information on your four loko

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“That’s a pretty cool line of jello”
“Yeah I’m going to snort it later”
“I said LIME jello!”

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“You can doubt that we landed on the moon, but I don’t ever want you to doubt how much I care about you”

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The best birth control is being quarantined with your parents

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Will whore myself out for the n64 Mario party

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I need a daddy

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Happy 2 year anniversary of my underage🍀 thanks dick and gar for picking me up from the police station. Much love

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“I used to steal the ghouse remote batteries for my vibrator”

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God mother fuckedy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck damn. Rip

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“I’d lose an arm before I lost a Nora”

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The best drinking game I’ve ever thought of

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My friends want to whore me out. Daddy Dakota is that okay?

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Emily to uber driver “Omar does your grandpa put the moon away?”
“No”

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Questions to ask men before a hookup: in the past 14 days have you been in contact with anyone that has tested positive for the corona virus