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[Major E @Major_ernst]

Having sexual access to multiple women protects you from making a fool of yourself and simping for average women.

[Momo_🎱 @momo_sow0]

Les argentins pleurent parce que Messi s'en va, les portuguais pleurent parce que Ronaldo ne veut pas partir. 😭

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

He put the fat in fatal accident.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Cow that should be vaccinated.

[Dan Evans @DanEvans83]

I own a company i want to sponsor fulhams kit. I agree a 50m a year deal. The league says i cant do that. I then agree a deal with man utd for 50m a year and the league says that's ok. That's the rules. Its shocking #premierleague

[(fan) Hater Central @TheHateCentra]

Manchester City should be punished if they broke the rules, but the punishment should make sense🧏

If the offence was financial, punish them financially or with an appropriate sporting penalty. But stripping titles or relegating them should require proof that they cheated to win those games.

If there was no bribery, match-fixing or interference with referees, the trophies were still won on the pitch💯.

[PepTeam @PepTeam]

I want every single @ManCity fan to know I am here; more than ever. I am, always have been, always will, be behind my club, my owner, my chairman, Ferran, the players, staff, Enzo and you, our unique supporters.
Let me be clear: we will get through this together.
I love you all 🩵

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

More free pussy, we keep winning. If you stay faithful, you become a good woman for marriage or a lifelong commitment, we still win. The patriarchy is made in such a way that whether you become a whore or not, it's the men who are always benefitting either way.

[T.E.D @izzy_boyyy]

Wow never believed Hater Central would be more sensible than 90% of FT, fairs

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

A huge part of the outrage for this manchester city scandal is their success..

People didn’t care this much about chelsea cheating lol..

[(fan) Hater Central @TheHateCentra]

All this noise about Man City doesn’t make much sense to me.

If they breached financial rules, then yes, punish them accordingly. Rules are rules. But unless they bribed the FA, bribed referees or fixed matches, I don’t see why their titles should automatically be considered illegitimate.

How many genuinely high-profile signings did they even make during the period in question? Meanwhile, Arsenal, Man United, Chelsea and Liverpool can spend huge amounts every transfer window while clubs like Stoke can’t compete financially, yet we still call that fair competition.

Punish City for whatever rules they actually broke, but don’t relegate them or rewrite titles that were won on the pitch.

[Klems 🗣️ @klemsx]

“a woman won’t buy you what you can’t afford”

[Rea1🈲 @idfwthesociety]

Me leaving the exam hall after turning in a blank exam paper with only my professor's side chick's name and his wife's phone number

[Slick @NickStillHere]

The kitchen

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Another game. Another goal. 🇳🇴✨

[Casmir @wydcasmir]

🚨Enzo Maresca finally addresses the 114 charges verdict after days of silence.

🎙️Reporter: “Enzo, the club has been found guilty of 114 Premier League financial charges. How do you manage a title-chasing squad when half the country wants you deducted 50 points?”

🗣️Maresca: “I manage football. Not paperwork. The players walk into the building every morning and I tell them the same thing: the pitch does not read documents. If they deduct points, we go and take them back. If they strip titles, we go and win new ones. That is the only language I speak.”

🎙️Reporter: “Pep used to say he would stay even if City went to League One. Would you?”

🗣️Maresca: “Pep built the house. My job is not to cry about the foundation. My job is to keep the lights on and the trophies coming. If they send us down, we come back up angry. Simple.”

🎙️Reporter: “Last question. What do you say to City fans who are scared?”

🗣️Maresca: “Fear is for people who never won anything. We have won everything. Now they want to put an asterisk next to it. Fine. We will put another star next to the asterisk. That is how this club answers.”

[The Emperor Of Umlazi @MaBlerh]

None of the charges include:

- Bribing referees
- Match Fixing

That Mickey Mouse club that you support was beaten on the pitch. 😅🩵

[Chipukizi G. @Chipukizii]

Sifuna leo amefinyaa hadi Aspirant MP wangu huko Bomet anangusha uwakili bila kujali mamae 😂 😭.
"Hauwezi potosha Bunge hili"

[BIG HYCE @99hyce]

When you hurt a good man, the wrong one will teach you how it feels.

[Bayobets @bayobets]

Jeremy Doku showing off his dribbling skills on Britain’s Got Talent after Manchester City gets relegated to League Two and he has to make ends meet 😂