11ELEVEN

Photographer 📸 •||•Project Manager💻 #MANUTD #HALAMADRID ⚪️🔴⚪️

[11ELEVEN @11Eleven______]

All Shades of Style and Class
Photographed by : @11Eleven______

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Na when your babe belle don Dey go 3 months you go know if you really love her or not.

You fit wake up Dey see say your babe don Dey look like Kombo or Pooja

[URGLY GRAMM🍃 @UrglyGramm]

Chop wire …
Disappear comot for 9ja like 2yrs..
Come back Open car lot..
Buy car enter from China..
Start dey wear suit and tie with some touch of natives ..
Give Ola of Lagos endorsement …
Pay Twitter banger boys for bad publicity…
Rebranding 👌…

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

Parenting, man. Na until you born you go really know wetin dey in front of you. Been babysitting a 2yr old since Monday, and all I can just say is I'm grateful for life 💔

[Mr Rayband @iamrayband]

Marcus Rashford Exposed One of Manchester United’s Biggest Problems in This Interview #manchesterunited #rashford #carrick #manunited

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Yinmu is such an interesting non-verbal expression. It’s proof that the nose doesn’t just perceive aromas, it cooks too.

Imagine raising your nose about 2 cm high, sometimes with a little mouth collabo, and somehow everyone understands exactly what you mean. It’s one thing that’s never going into extinction.

Disagreeing with someone without presenting a single argument? Yinmu.

Your friend starts hyping everything they bought from Temu as if they just shopped in Paradise? Yinmu.

The real highlight is when the person you have been gossiping about suddenly walks in, especially that one who never tells a story without adding premium lies and zobo tutu. As they talk, you keep nodding then every time they pause, you yinmu.

If you get caught, that’s catastrophic but you could pretend like you just caught some catarrh from Qatar.

[OT @Intellectual_OT]

Omo, God fit delay you still deny you later oh.

[11ELEVEN @11Eleven______]

@KikelomoSowore SUNDAY >>>>>> SUNNEPA 😭

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

How did Yorubas agree on renaming names?

That Abiodun is Abey
Olayinka is Yinkus
Femi is Femo

Where was the meeting held and who moved the motion?

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Some of the songs we sing in church are so unnecessary because what is

‘’Satan comot for road I be bulldozer’’ ?

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

You think physics is useless until you stay in a different hotel or visit someone’s house and have to solve the temperature of the shower by turning the knobs left and right:

You are trying to escape being shocked by an unexpected cold water or nearly being defeathered by a rush of hot water like a chicken. Whichever one you unluckily get, make sure the bathroom exit is clear you might have to run out covered in soap lather before returning to apply the law of thermodynamics.
Otherwise , as your soap ho, so is the hot water ho-ing on your skin. Iwo na tun wa ni ihoho.

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

Back then, maybe the elders in the family didn’t always remember everyone’s exact age, but they had their own way of figuring out who was older and roughly by how much.

They would say things like, “When X was born, Y was brought to X’s naming ceremony.”

If Y was still crawling at the naming ceremony, they knew Y was less than a year younger than X. If Y was already walking, eating on their own, or behaving like a toddler, they knew Y was at least a year older than X.

It wasn’t about remembering birth dates. They remembered life events and used them to work out everyone’s age and birth order.

This is 100% my opinion and you don’t have to agree.

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Nigerian parents will happily name their children after the fruits of the spirit; Love, Joy, Peace, Goodness, Faith, Meekness and Patience. But when it comes to “Longsuffering,” that’s where they draw the line .

[Mr. Marshall @Neo_Marshall]

Brown is a very beautiful color

Do you have a picture of you in brown?

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

The world could be falling apart but once you have stew at home, you are marked safe.

[Toscana Culture @toscana_culture]

The bolder they get, the sweeter the night… what a spectacule😂😍👌🏿

[Sir Willie (Omeokachie) @wilson_emeka]

ABUJA IGBO FEST 3.0 🍻🌴

#abujaigbofest

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

See how we go arrange ourselves for viewing center today:

Barca fans supporting Messi to win

Messi fans supporting Messi to win

Neutrals watching the world cup final

Ronaldo fans hate watching Messi

Barca fans supporting Yamal to win

Madrid fans hate watching Yamal

[Arakunrin Sossessi @daud_abdulazeez]

God knows I’m not naming my sons , Akanmu, Alagbe , Alabi , Adisa and co. all those names just be like representation of chaos to me , must boys suffer

Females Oriki con be , Agbeke, Adunni, Ajoke , Amoke , straight up sweet meanings

Adisa kho , Adimu ni

[Black Coffee🧕🏿☕ @_mamashade]

Losing a parent is hard. But what happens when it's not just a parent?

I hope this meets you well, and that you get it.❤️

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Kin wa gbo BBO

You will be my strength when I am weak my God , ori mi ti fe ya