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I guess that’s why we call it “practicing” Catholic.

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@IsaiahINBI He’s dooming! Nurse, 100ccs of Hopium, STAT!

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@noozajureg Just the one? Must be nice…

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@femcelisms (I meant your friends get the pass in his mind by nature of being friends with you)

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@femcelisms They get the pass vicariously through you.

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Saw a car with “Baby on Board” and “Pro Choice” bumper stickers next to each other. I’m sensing a conflict of interest here.

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@MaybeMidwits Did laugh.

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@TradCathKeng Are you sure about that??

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@VivichanIF What happens on 9/9?

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@AdolphsonFalkk What kind of necklace is that? Is it a Miraculous Medal?

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@RambleMan51 >The woman gets inexplicably excited at the mention of wargaming miniatures, Factorio, and Terraria.
Somebody must have forgotten to tell you that women are the target demographic for smut.

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@madcowpanzer Horrifying.

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A young woman made eye contact with me twice at mass today. I made for the exit as soon as the closing hymn was over, but her sister had already blocked the aisle. I barely managed to slip into a crowd of boomers and out the other door before she closed in on me from behind.

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@VivichanIF Excommunication would be the merciful option

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@VivichanIF You scared me for a minute, there.

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@femcelisms Good luck, Femcel

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@PelopeAl41549 Match made in hell

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@Voyenik Why the low self-esteem, Mr. Voynik?

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@TradCathKeng And the day after confession, too. How embarrassing.

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@VivichanIF Actual worst case scenario. It really will be over if that happens.