Charlie Tyzack

My dad used to drink with lance Armstrong

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Your 2025/26 Premier League champions...

ARSENAL! 🏆🔴

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

Pep Guardiola’s record at Anfield:

1 win
3 draws
6 losses

But of course, the narrative is now that Arsenal HAVE to beat the champions away to win the league, even though that has literally never been the case.

[femi. @femooafc]

We had Merino start at striker for half a season and nobody gave a fuck.

We had Rob Holding starting at CB during a run in against prime City and nobody gave a fuck.

“Less excuse”. Were we ever given any by anyone? Miss me.

It’s always pressure.

[AFCManny @emmandare_]

Eze when he picked up the phone to Berta and Arteta

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs.

Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Myles Lewis-Skelly vs. Real Madrid:

100% tackles won
100% dribbles completed
95% pass accuracy
4 duels won
2 key passes
1 clean sheet
1 assist

He made his senior debut for Arsenal in September 😳

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

We need to protect Myles Lewis-Skelly at all costs.

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

The money spent on transfers by top six clubs since Mikel Arteta took charge in December 2019.

Mikel Arteta took over a side which sat 11th in the table. The dressing room involved an aging squad which was a mess.

Tottenham, Manchester United and Chelsea have all spent more than Mikel Arteta at Arsenal. Chelsea have spent over double.

Mikel Arteta is the only one who has his team challenging the best clubs in the country.

This idea that Arteta has spent a ridiculous amount of money simply isn’t true. He’s got Arsenal back competing amongst the best while spending considerably less than Tottenham, Chelsea and Manchester United.

Mikel Arteta has many doubters but I’m certainly not one of them.

[Blair MacKay @BlairMacKay17]

David Coote at 7am on a Sunday morning at a gaff

[Premier League Match Centre (Parody) @PL_Match_Centre]

#MCIARS - 49”

Consistency is one of our main focuses here at Stockley Park this season. After we let Doku off for kicking the ball away earlier (we’re scared of city’s lawyers), we gave Trossard a second yellow for doing exactly the same thing 👍🏻

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

No Martin Ødegaard. No Declan Rice. No Riccardo Calafiori. No Oleksandr Zinchenko. No Takehiro Tomiyasu. No Mikel Merino.

Guess what? SPURS ARE STILL SHIT AHAHAHAHA!!

NORTH LONDON IS RED AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Ready to achieve big things – together ❤️

Welcome to The Arsenal, Mikel Merino 🇪🇸

[Horsted Keynes Football Club @HorstedKeynesFC]

Our 1s concluded their season with a 2-1 loss at home to Preston Manor Royals leaving us sitting in mid table at the end of the season.

A fantastic free kick from Ant was our only goal today.

MOTM - Charlie Tyzack

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

Money spent on transfers since Arteta’s arrival:

Chelsea - €1.44bn
Man U - €748.38m
City - €729.9m
Spurs - €690.9m
Arsenal - €682.74m
Liverpool - €493.85m

[@Transfermarkt]

But that doesn’t suit the narrative, does it?

[Charlie Tyzack @11ctyzack]

@mdh2007 @Barcombe_FC Midweek games don’t help with availability. Tough for a lot of players to get to games for 6pm KO when they don’t finish work till 5:30 and with a lot of people going back into offices, makes the issue even worse.

[Horsted Keynes Football Club @HorstedKeynesFC]

Injuries across the squad mean there’s only game on today with our 1st team in action against @slade_pafc at home.

With an opportunity to make it three wins in a row for Joe Carey’s 1st team.

Horsted Keynes 1st vs Portslade Athletic
2pm KO @ Horsted Keynes Rec

Come on HK!!