There’s a strange condition British men over 40 get if they stare at a Union Jack too long, they start to believe that they personally served in WW2 & that their fallen comrades dying words were “...pls... be racist, homophobic... & transphobic online...” x
lived in my flat for about 4 months now and just realised all the cigs im dropping out my window go straight into the downstairs neighbours garden x oops x