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Because Top 10 Lists are For Cowards

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@WillPao Yeah it's gonna take more like 1,500 - 2,000 days though...

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ICYMI, last week I laid out a plan to publish 100 books. Here's my first weekly update: https://t.co/xwbbSnXDbe

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@5ForFlying I wasn't going to do it. I really wasn't. Then I did. https://t.co/IbjGISVdcH

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Every time I think this is the year I'm going to stop, I can't resist.

11 weirdest prop bets I made on this year's Super Bowl. My 15th year of betting real money on the dumbest bets I can find.

https://t.co/IbjGISVdcH

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@Jason_Hagman Thanks Jason! Calvin and Hobbes write-up incoming tomorrow AM

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@emped Thank you!

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There's no accountability like public accountability.
https://t.co/dKBLuEwOWX

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@wesleymead Thanks so much! I have a few rough drafts (that need serious work) of comedic mysteries. Aiming to get them fixed and then out within the next few months!

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Hey! I wrote a satire piece about the emails Elon Musk sent to Twitter. Perhaps this will be of interest to you... https://t.co/3ZNF9r5G1Q

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@DaNerdling Well, except for disappointing myself with my betting performance the past few years

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Well that’s what I get for breaking my policy and getting the under on anthem length. Off to an inauspicious start on my prop bets (https://t.co/2ovnWlwG2J)

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@Jason_Hagman Well considering the extent of it is $121 every year, it's never come close to the point of "we have to talk about this." If it started going beyond that? There'd probably be a discussion

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I have lost track of some of my bets but it would be super helpful if Al Michaels compared Joe Burrow to Macaualy Culkin.

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@SwineyWaifu I think I'm just going to cheer for everyone to have a good time.

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The bets are in! For the 14th year in a row, I bet real money on the 11 weirdest #SuperBowl prop bets I could find. 👇

https://t.co/2ovnWlwG2J

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@emped Thanks! Fixed!

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@Jason_Hagman Well it was between him and Scoscia who I was going to take the cheap shot at, and he lost