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please DM if you have info linking Adam Foote to Jeff Epstein

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Adam Foote is a sleeper agent sent by the Avalanche organization to tank Quinn Hughes’s odds at another Norris

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Guess the Flyers are going to need a new mascot next year

[SneakerAlert @SneakerAlertHD]

Nike Air Force 1 Low "Orange Pony Hair" 🧡🐴

📆 Fall 2026

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Casting Samuel L. Jackson as Medusa ruined The Odyssey for me. I have my doubts that Homer even wrote “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking head!”

[dyldog @11secondsin]

I feel like if you want something like this done, you’ve gotta offer more than Evan Bouchard money

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

BREAKING 🔴

The Islamic Resistance in Iraq announces in a statement a $10M reward for anyone who kills U.S. President Donald Trump.

[dyldog @11secondsin]

@riotsurvivor We could also cut out the cleanup for arena staff and use chunks of ice

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Driving 4.5 hours to go see the Odyssey and in the spirit of the film I’ll be finding a one-eyed guy to fight downtown

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

Driving 2.5 hours to go see The Odyssey in IMAX and in the spirit of the film I will be getting lost on my way back

[dyldog @11secondsin]

@riotsurvivor Nvm I just saw they ranked Danielson ahead of him

[dyldog @11secondsin]

@riotsurvivor The sheer number of Canucks fans arguing that Cootes should be significantly higher makes me wonder how many people are basing their analysis off the fact he played 3 games

[dyldog @11secondsin]

@riotsurvivor Does it have advice on how to cancel your internet without spending 30 minutes on the phone declining “new offers”

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Brisebois has outlasted more Canucks head coaches (6) than he has actually played for (3)

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Brisebois has outlasted more Canucks head coaches (6) than he has actually played for (3)

[dyldog @11secondsin]

This man has outlived 3 GMS in the Canucks org and hasn’t even played 50 games

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

General Manager Ryan Johnson announced today that the #Canucks have agreed to terms with defenceman Guillaume Brisebois on a one-year, two-way contract.

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Pierre Poilievre has begun furiously campaigning to send Nickelback

[ESC Discord @ESCdiscord]

🚨🇨🇦 BREAKING: Canada will participate in the 2027 #Eurovision Song Contest.

[dyldog @11secondsin]

If we all truly believe, this could be Elias Pettersson’s player card

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Nico Hischier, extended 5x$12M by NJ, is a 1st line centre with a balanced all-around game. Great defensive stick, excellent in battles, clever in the inner slot, creative with the puck, and incredibly versatile.

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Steve Yzerman’s dedication to building an extremely mid team just might save professional hockey

[Sam Len @SamLenSports]

Steve Yzerman provides an update on Dylan Larkin's trade request:

"I will be deliberately brief here. Shortly after the season, I received a phone call from Dylan Larkin's agent informing me that Dylan would like to be traded. A week or so after that, Dylan's agent followed up with a short list of teams that Dylan would consider waiving his no-trade clause to go to.

Having said that, Dylan has five years remaining on his contract. My job as the manager of the Detroit Red Wings is always to do what is in the best interest of the Detroit Red Wings, and I will act accordingly to that. So I cannot make any guarantees, and I did not make any guarantees, that that request could or would be met.

There is certainly a lot of uncertainty around that. So, for the time being, I can confirm that yes, that request was made. I think I will be in a position to maybe answer more questions and be more specific in the future. Today, I would just like to leave it at that." #LGRW

[dyldog @11secondsin]

The best part about this contract is that Vancouver will ideally be ready to start competing right as Bedard becomes a UFA

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

An unfathomable deal for a player of Bowen Byram's current stature.

[dyldog @11secondsin]

I cannot fucking believe this team

[dyldog @11secondsin]

They really recorded everything but that 100-point game, huh

[... @Trachta10]

Hungary’s last-minute play in the 1954 World Cup Final

🇭🇺Hungary 2-3 🇩🇪West Germany

[dyldog @11secondsin]

Many who aren’t fluent in Tortorellese will miss the subtext. This roughly translates to:

“Of course I thought about it, he’s been ass. But if I say ‘no’ to him starting, he’ll just force his way in anyway”

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

John Tortorella, asked if he considered replacing Carter Hart with Adin Hill during Game 5:

“Oh for Christ – that could be the stupidest question I’ve heard.”

[dyldog @11secondsin]

@riotsurvivor This run happening during my formative years as a Canucks fan was the most unethical, cruel bat-and-switch in the history of sports