Timothy

Never was a government that was not composed of liars, malefactors and thieves. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

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@SeanUnfiltered 💉

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@AmericaPapaBear @grok

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@laralogan “I’m like, No Dude!” 🤣😂🤣

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@shegone03 They can stop this right now. They are afraid stopping it might seem offensive to some, and so it continues

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@ArthurMacwaters @douglassmackey As the joke goes, how many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it has to want to change

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@MatthewJLB @chesterbelloc3 The (please rise) closing blessing is interrupted (please sit) at my church. They practically read the entire bulletin at the end of mass then tell you to check the bulletin for more details. (Please rise again for your dismissal)
I’d like to pray the St. Michael Prayer instead

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@shegone03 And the idiotic seals with their Pavlovian clapping

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@fivekidsnadog @CannabisMan46 @sportsmom9433 @JessicaTarlov I was about to respond similarly. Good job! 👍🏼

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@RaymondArroyo @MichaelRCaputo Sounds like a bit of rigidity has entered the conversation

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@shegone03 @MLB Then there was this

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@shegone03 @MLB Ok so this was in 2015…

https://t.co/AM6hFxCH0X

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@wil_da_beast630 @sircalebhammer Everything can be funny or nothing can be funny

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@45PedroMartinez How does a team that strikes out at a record pace, even make the playoffs? Baseball needs to find the cure for this

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@JoshuaLisec If you need more than two pieces of advice, each one after number two diminishes the value of the previous one. Waste of time and energy

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When I see questions like these that you are proposing, I think of a story that took place in a Theology 101 class. A student spoke up saying, “How can an ever loving peaceful god allow such evil to exist. Why doesn’t he remove all of the evil in this world?”
The teacher calmly responded, “That’s a great question and what if God did what you asked and in the removal of evil, he started with you?”

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@w1273356 @tony_c_garcia @Jimfrombaseball I loved him when he played that one year with the Mets. Always seemed to have left the hanger in his jersey. His big broad shoulders were not enough to carry the weight of the woeful Mets of 1979

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@shegone03 Bout freakin time

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@shegone03 Thank you for the reminder that my teams never seem to be playing in the ballparks that allow them to do all the things that coulda woulda shoulda happened if the games were played somewhere else

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@shegone03 Who’s Paula Abdul?!?! 😂🤣😂

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@EricSpracklen Nope! Never… ever