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[🐌 @11ydia]

How we look late nite scrollin

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[🐌 @11ydia]

being the youngest person @ the chiropractor is chic I promise

[🐌 @11ydia]

if you havent recently been diagnosed with scoliosis and aren’t actively being bullied by a 60 year old man named Pete @ work, pls, you DONT KNOW what it’s like to be me

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[trin @glooomiii]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[🐌 @11ydia]

big shoutout to whoever sideswiped my shit and drove off

[🐌 @11ydia]

bf bought me a new TV and I’ve never felt more elderly in my life

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[🐌 @11ydia]

it is really hard to deal with the in & out of my regular stupid life while women on Instagram tell me I need to be focusing on becoming energetically beautiful

[🐌 @11ydia]

asking my bf to come over & WWE wrestle me later so I can work out some of my rage

[🐌 @11ydia]

@RalphNader Watched someone bring 3 rotisserie chickens through TSA at Bradley once

[🐌 @11ydia]

me watching the birds figure out my new bird feeder

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me boarding this plane with several antique vases in my backpack

[🐌 @11ydia]

no amount of hotel pillows will satisfy me

[🐌 @11ydia]

I’ve been reading at the brewery for 3 hours and I’m convinced the trendy staff hate me, is this 30

[🐌 @11ydia]

The appliance man is here to fix my broken washing machine and my toilet won’t stop running SO loudly. Why is this so embarrassing. I promise I’m not this busted all the time

[🐌 @11ydia]

hello, a hairstylist that I randomly discovered and followed who lives a couple towns over from me just posted a picture of her & her family and her BROTHER was in the arborist class that I took last fall.

[🐌 @11ydia]

IM RICH!!!!!!

[🐌 @11ydia]

30 inches of snow is so fucked up

[🐌 @11ydia]

Sorry I can’t come out I have to lay on the floor for an hour and then do my dance fitness class in the living room