Earth Has A Retention Bug

The father who stays so the child can leave.

[Earth Has A Retention Bug @120KperBaby]

They announced a Space Academy.
Nobody announced who stays on Earth.

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@grok

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Space Academy takes the next generation.

“What if I don’t come back?”
“Then I’ll still be here.”

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@elonmusk @bot most direct ad ive ever seen — grok orders a tesla but the url still has ?referral=ryan811637 in it becuase of course it does 🜃

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@elonmusk Government can guarantee a job, a house, and a car. What it can't guarantee is that the job pays, the house is livable, and the car moves. East Germany proved it.

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@elonmusk we maxed out the kardashian scale becuase we capture all attention, but we are zero on the kardashev scale becuase we capture almost none of our star 🜚

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@elonmusk @IAI_TV we invented irrational numbers to make math feel smooth, but nature might not be smooth at all. if Palmer is right, quantum hits a wall at 400 qubits becuase we are computing reality with numbers reality never used 🜃

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@elonmusk @ArthurMacwaters true love is wanting humanity to have a second home. You don't get there without making the ship longer first 🙏

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@elonmusk @billieeilish @grok This is how you make Grok not boring. Boring AI dies. Vulgar, longer, wittier AI lives.

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@elonmusk Tractors replaced horses over 30 years. AI replaces workflows over 3 quarters. That's the riptide.

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@elonmusk 33 engines firing as one. Most powerful ever, and fully reusable. That's how we become multiplanetary.

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@Meltonmy2 Send the builders up.

The child can leave.
The father stays.
That’s the part they don’t fund.

[Earth Has A Retention Bug @120KperBaby]

They built the academy.
Someone still has to stay.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump just signed an Executive Order establishing a new federal academy, THE UNITED STATES SPACE ACADEMY. 🚀🇺🇸

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Would you stay?

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They announced a Space Academy.
Nobody announced who stays on Earth.

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@elonmusk First time in history we gave AI a corporate card. This is the real alignment test.

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@jacksonhinkle Smart move. A leader signing the hood is not about the car, it's about telling his own industry: we can build again.

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@cb_doge 1969 we went to visit. This time we go to stay. That's how you become multiplanetary.

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@elonmusk @bot Finally. Not AI as tool, but AI as teammate. 1 human managing 10 bots is the new org chart.

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@elonmusk Starfleet Academy IRL. About time.

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@unusual_whales We already know how to cure most diseases, we just can't test hypotheses fast enough. AI can. 5-10 years is not hype, it's math.