Kweith Turnipshire

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@backtalk333 @bararit Yer, that's generally what happens when you invade a country, take hostages and try to hide underground. What was you expecting to happen?

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@britishstandd I'm going to say it. I don't mean to be sexist. Women do not possess the ability to assess danger correctly. Unchecked empathy, leads to naughty children and apparently an invasion of your country.

1 in 100 asylum seekers are genuine. That's a UN state. The other 99% are not.

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@NickTalksFilm Yer what a shame, we don't get to sue city for losing an fa cup final. Because we won ours.

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@deanbegley1 UK nationals doesn't mean they were born in the uk either. It just means they hold a uk passport. You can be a uk national and not be a uk citizen, you can be a uk citizen and not be a uk national. It just means they have a passport but also ties to somewhere else.

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@Witchfinder1644 @Warmaster_Titan Do you have a hole? Then you're most certainly the goal mate. You could also ask big Zack for help. He might be able to give you tips or just his tip. Maybe even pre stretch your hole with his mind powers.

Either way, don't cry. They like it when you cry.

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@Gaziskhan777 @quinn_charley21 You sound like you don't even get to choose who your husband is.

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@IfindWankers I do wonder how he will be received by the immams, now he's promoting haram western practices.

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@UncleNastyFella @TRobinsonNewEra The people of Paris/france, did riot and smash/burn the place up when they won their last game, also when PSG won. I didn't see race mentioned in this tweet, to be fair.

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@Sakaextra2 Owen Hargreaves

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@douga1975 Big Vaj.

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@Gazoaks @HLTCO What if your spine doesn't want to sign a new deal? Where does the money come from to replace them? Selling them.... it's just the harsh reality of it all.

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@profavi_ @milesnicholson0 @TheEaglesNest25 Well that's not even factually correct.

Sarky troll vibes here

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@TheEaglesNest25 These fickle fans need to go and support arsenal or city. Literally the busiest schedule we've ever had, smallest squad, packed with injuries and we are still miles ahead of 12 months ago.

Players back in Jan and new signings. Still in the conference, FA cup and league. COYP.