A man dubbed “Fecalangelo” has been caught on camera dropping a hot one in front of his son at a Bunnings Warehouse in Coffs Harbour.
Staff said they’d expected the serial display-toilet pooper to strike after 27 other stores reported recent incidents, with Armidale, Ballina and Grafton all hit earlier this week by the same man.
Coffs staff had raised the display toilets off the ground as a proactive measure; unfazed, the man scaled the display and crimped one off in an unplumbed toilet.
An email from Bunnings has directed staff to cover every display bowl with Glad Wrap as a preventative measure.
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Working 40 hours a week should mean you can live like a human being.
Pay rent without that knot in your stomach.
Buy groceries without doing math in the checkout line.
See a doctor without choosing between your health and bankruptcy.
Nobody is asking for mansions, vacations every month, or to “live like a millionaire.”
We just want one full-time job to cover a normal life again.
Rent. Food. Healthcare. A little breathing room.
That’s not greed.
That’s the bare minimum.
And we used to have it.