Mr. Anderson...

Officer K-D-six-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Helping.

[celo @cel0fc]

"Se precisar de ajuda, é só pedir, tá?"
Eu:

[Cats Out Of Context @Cats_ooc]

OH NOO

[Hugo @Hugo3uk]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k

[👾 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬 & 𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐬 🌵 @APsychedelics]

✋🤯

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

`Cats: I’ll burn this whole system to the ground if I have to and dance in the ashes of the way things used to be

Also cats: can you unstick my claw I am just a baby`

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

*logging on to the “piss me off” machine as soon as I wake up* sure hope I don’t get pissed off today

[Nooge @Alex_Nooge]

I fear a Sixers championship

[big fenty @skramzoldhead]

she let me hit because i solved a series of riddles

[donnie 🪷 @dnvngrntattoo]

Hating cats is low IQ

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

“Where your fear is, there is your task.”

– Carl Jung

[𓍝 @solovisios]

People say this until they watch their team give up a dozen offensive rebounds in the same possession.

[ijg @ijusgiggled]

#fordolly

[pingu @pingu4ll]

the moon knows what you did

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

your body is fighting for your life 24/7 and you barely notice the miracle of being alive.

[Chris Lakin @chrislakin]

it’s rare for someone to get this much clarity

[silly guy @holedonor]

VERY obsessed with the video of him being found

[comi 👽 @acili0b]

everyone talks about mulder being a freak and here was scully having an orgasm while getting s tattoo LFMAOA