the Seattle Mariners if they were gay
Josh GAYlor
Victor RobLESBIAN
Big Dumper
Colt EmersDAUGHTER
Luis CasTHEYo
Julio Rodríguez (ally)
JPANSEXUAL Crawford
George Kirby and Rob Refsnyder
HUMPY
While we're talking about concerts for w/e reason I'd like to offer the funniest bit I've seen live was Butthole Surfers reunited on NYE 2011 and they were in the middle of a punishing 80s noise song and did exactly 4 bars of Pepper to brief cheers before going back to hurting us
NFL Suspension: drunk driving at 120mph on the freeway - will sit first quarter
NBA: said R word on twitch - 2 games, public apology
NHL: bar fight - appealed, 5k fine
MLB: caught fixing underground greyhound races for the Nicaraguan Mafia - life in prison