Joe

I have absolutely nothing to say

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

We are the nowhere generation.
We're the kids that no one wants.
We are a credible threat,
to the rules you set.
A cause to be alarmed.
We are not the names that we've been given.
We speak a language you don't know.
We are the nowhere Generation.
#RiseAgainst

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

When I tell you I'll be fine, I still want you by my side.
Please, just try to read between the lines.
Where's my comfort in the undefined?
Please, just to try to read between the lines!

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

I get really uncomfortable when people say how many drinks was a night out for them... buddy needs help.

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Don't swear to God, he never asked you

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Idk how people work 70 hours a week every week. Mad respect to y'all, I know some of you do it and don't even think twice about it.

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

We're just a bunch of fucking animals!
But we're afraid of the outcome.
Don't cry to me because the fiction that we're living in,
Says I should pull the pin.
#Architects

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Over drinkin, over thinkin

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

My biggest talent is blowing every dollar I can find in my possession every Saturday night

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Thriving under pressure bc its what I'm born to do.

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

No one: I know I got you.
Me: I know you got me.
Busch Light: We got everything we need.
All: WE GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED!!!

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

That was my favorite halftime show I've watched in probably the last 10 years, very well done

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

I've never believed that the NFL was scripted. And I honestly still don't. But that drive right there makes a guy wonder a lil bit

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

I'm doin buck 20 on I-75, 75, 75
Just to see if I'm dead or alive
Dead or alive, dead or alive

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Did anyone else know that picante sauce, isn't just salsa? Its really fucking hot salsa. Eyes burning and nose running for 10 minutes kind of hot. Cant taste busch light hot.

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Some of us are just destined for contentness and I do it so others can be their happiest. And thats what I can take pride in yall... I live for my family, and friends and family.

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Goodbye, godbless.
Don't waste my time.
Got a face like a murder scene.
And the body of an enemy.

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Gonna crawl in a hole and fuckin die

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

Just sick

[Joe @12CandyCaines]

This game is gonna kill me

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Sarah Thomas will make history as the first woman to officiate in a Super Bowl 👏

She will be the Down Judge at Super Bowl LV.