izzy

Hey, fellas! Catch and release!

[izzy @12angryopossums]

while people are here, if you like midwestern gothic + horror comedy, you might like our (@Tape30Films) new short film, The Heir: A Story in Strange

https://t.co/wtr2GmUTrd

[izzy @12angryopossums]

@GiBi_Devon i redownloaded twitter for the first time in 5 years for this

[anna @banannamontanna]

i want to be stanley tucci in easy a when i grow up

[izzy @12angryopossums]

i feel like most uber drivers have a fuckin deathwish the way they drive

[izzy @12angryopossums]

i think scientists should make food bars (like cliff bars) that have all the nutrients you need for a meal. that way, i could just shove like three cliff bars into my face everyday instead of having to make food. get on it, science.

[izzy @12angryopossums]

wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward, bud

[izzy @12angryopossums]

“LBQ~eahTrans”
- my professor

[anna @banannamontanna]

i know i’m not in boystown anymore when everyone around me is walking like a straight person... pls speed it up i am late

[izzy @12angryopossums]

monster fuckers be like:

[izzy @12angryopossums]

our little babies 🥺

[anna @banannamontanna]

bro look at my cats i love them so much

[izzy @12angryopossums]

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in a house with a serial killer but all the lights are those stupid clappers. so like you’re running for your life from this psycho while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off. would that be fucked up or what

[anna @banannamontanna]

how is he real !!!

[anna @banannamontanna]

i don’t have adhd adderall just makes me calm

[izzy @12angryopossums]

@katieklingmann do not be fooled by the pic they are little shits

[izzy @12angryopossums]

@katieklingmann this is them

[anna @banannamontanna]

what should we name our kittens bc we can’t make decisions

[𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮 @moontides_]

the sexual tension between me and the desire to move to a new city and start a new life

[anna @banannamontanna]

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