Al

Sorry for acting like that it will happen again.
Jose Caballero militant, Mariners partisan, Kiwi in that order.

[In pLy, Ran(s) 🌧️🌲⚾ @lyagonalcutters]

the 2026 mariners have achieved enlightenment and eternal peace by virtue of wisdom and bliss

[fredesque @FredTaming]

what cant he do

[Spencer @larss0ny]

personally i think josh naylor should get MORE evil

[r @6ffside]

i love gay people and trans people and baseball

[cassidy @cawhssidy]

the Seattle Mariners if they were gay

Josh GAYlor
Victor RobLESBIAN
Big Dumper
Colt EmersDAUGHTER
Luis CasTHEYo
Julio Rodríguez (ally)
JPANSEXUAL Crawford
George Kirby and Rob Refsnyder
HUMPY

[𝄡⚜︎ 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽 𝐵𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓈 @sourthepure]

Happy pride month to this video of john nolan just being uplifting and people in the comments were arguing if hes gay

[JesSEA 🔱く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @girlsgaysnjrod]

Happy pride month to the girls and gays and J-Rod

[In pLy, Ran(s) 🌧️🌲⚾ @lyagonalcutters]

its always 5 dumb bitches telling eachother exactlyyyyy

[Daulton Varsho Enjoyer @varshos_glove]

I would walk out to Killing in the Name and woke baseball twitter would love me and then I’d strike out flailing at 3 straight sliders in the dirt

[𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @lobotomyreview]

When my week is going good and then I randomly start feeling like this image for absolutely no reason

[Spencer @larss0ny]

sigh

[dom canzone acolyte @rogerszmodys]

Chairman Xi,
please save us.

Dan Wilson empire
must surely perish.

Without change of dynasty,
there is no salvation for people.

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

While we're talking about concerts for w/e reason I'd like to offer the funniest bit I've seen live was Butthole Surfers reunited on NYE 2011 and they were in the middle of a punishing 80s noise song and did exactly 4 bars of Pepper to brief cheers before going back to hurting us

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i get so marnie off that tequila

[iain @HOERNMILTON]

i cannot be an mlb pitcher cuz if i pitched really well but we still lost i'd threaten suicide in the dugout

[Yan ⎕ @yansquared]

MARINERS WIN

[dom canzone acolyte @rogerszmodys]

They rlly lost the game where This happened I should blow my shit smoove off

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

the cast of Cars 3 k*lling themselves after their movie flopped

[Ronald Visual @CarrotFollower]

NFL Suspension: drunk driving at 120mph on the freeway - will sit first quarter

NBA: said R word on twitch - 2 games, public apology

NHL: bar fight - appealed, 5k fine

MLB: caught fixing underground greyhound races for the Nicaraguan Mafia - life in prison

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

MLB should have a woke vs chud game during the All Star break.