obi john kenobi

All American Star Wars nerd. There is really not much more to say! Like and subscribe to my YouTube channel GeekLightning

[The Lost Ogle @TheLostOgle]

News 9 "Fact Checker" @GrantHermesKWTV on Kevin Stitt opposing teacher pay raises – "To say that is misleading. It's true, but only literally, and that's about it." Yep, something literally being literally true is now "misleading."

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

@jvn I just wanted to let you know how amazing you are! You are such an inspiration!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Yup, the rumor is true. Flat Earthers have supporters all around the globe.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Hannity - “You think I’m bad for America?”

Ted Koppel - “Yep” 😐

#FireHannity

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

Hey @elonmusk how much it cost to build a electric train that would service the entire Oklahoma City and metro area?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Falcon Heavy at the Cape

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

@McDonalds so yeah we need to talk... your “2 sauces for 20 nuggets” is a little ridiculous.

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

@KristianHarloff your broom boy has an official name! Butttt i still think broom boy is way better

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are delighted to congratulate Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on their engagement. We wish you a lifetime of joy and happiness together.

[TIME @TIME]

The President is incorrect about how we choose Person of the Year. TIME does not comment on our choice until publication, which is December 6.

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

@SenatorCollins I just want to say thank you for standing up for Americans! You truly are an American hero who isn’t afraid to speak out!

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

I will be canceling #Battlefront2 due to the shitty response from @EAStarWars response on reddit. Good going guys. That was shitty.

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

Hey @netflix stop taking away my shows I fall asleep to! First it was American Dad, then it was futurama, now it’s family guy? Fix this pls.

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

Happy Independence Day! I am a proud citizen. 🇺🇸

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

Hey @BillNye, please just run for president already. Thanks

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Set aside politics: every American should condemn such political interference in the Bureau's work. https://t.co/hROwSMg1vd

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

This FBI Director has sought for years to jail me on account of my political activities. If I can oppose his firing, so can you. https://t.co/zUp5kquy8q

[obi john kenobi @12parsecsaway]

@ChiefEasyWaters if you wanted yeezys you could just go take them off a homeless man and no body could tell the difference