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Not one of the greats.

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Hey, woman laughing on the phone. He's going to sleep with you. No need to try so hard.

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Ladies, suppress your crazy until after you're married. It's like you're trying to die alone.

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If someone angers you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, if you use every muscle in your body, you can do some real damage.