Twitter is more fun now that Elon is in charge.
You can speak facts like men can't get pregnant and only women have periods.
What a time to be alive! 🚀
Father, I feel like she’s some sorta perfect
at the same time
I feel like I’m worth less than 2 cents.
I feel like the earth shifts beneath me whenever I get extremely nervous.
Therefore I print my prayers in circles and throw them into orbit.
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We’re drawing 5 winners to celebrate 5 years of #TMobileTuesdays 🥳
Tweet what you’d do with $5g using #Thankiversary#contest and we just might help make your wish come true. Enter now for a chance to win!
📲: https://t.co/QQkykNVEbi