Tayler💫

[Jameson Hutchison @Jamesonrulez]

The amount of non trick or treat houses this year is abysmal. Buy the damn candy, turn the light on, and quit doing the trunk or treat.

Get your ass out here and keep the dream alive for the kids. Bunch of lazy bastards

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When i'm so full i can barely breath but someone mentions dessert:

[jynx @miiagarro]

girls will post their ugly ass boyfriend and be like “he’s mine” girl thank god

[Kay @sayheykay_]

Mind you Bryce and Trinity have been together every day for four weeks. That’s not crazy to ask someone to be your girlfriend especially if you’ve known them that long. Y’all are just used to being in dumbass situationships for years on end. #loveislandusa

[nathalie @natssantos_]

The kissing sounds on love island USA need to be turned DOWN

[Spike @spikesguides]

POV you're already doing 30 over the limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I grew up playing I Spy w my little eye, trust me ik how to peep some sht.

[Tayler💫 @1330Tay]

Time for another rewatch

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Good Luck Charlie’ premiered 16 years ago today.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i gotta learn how to burst into flames because being pissed just ain't enough anymore

[Tayler💫 @1330Tay]

This the shit that makes me lose brain cells each day at work.

[.erin ⊬ @PALADlNSTRAIT]

asked a customer if they want a small, medium or large coffee. they said ‘just regular’. i put in a medium. he got mad because he wanted a large. maybe if you responded to me normally it would OF BEEN THE SIZE YOU WANTED ALL ALONG

[cay @koralinadean]

HEY EVERYBODY CAN YOU DIG SPENCER WALSH IS A TWO TIMING PIG

[A @seattleiminyou]

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl you sometimes just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

[Eren ᱬ @erenfromtargets]

the lengths she’ll go to outdo herself each year is inspiring

[Ireoluwa @swhat03]

ppl be lacking accountability and then say 'you could've talked to me' no i couldn't. you don't listen, you deflect, you twist everything into an attack and then play victim

[sage @belikesagee]

don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay

[Drebae @Drebae_]

How is it a “God given right” to bear arms & have guns but not have access to food? Do y’all hear yourselves?