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Don’t mind me

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Hot take but I if I have to be quite at 11pm y’all have to be quite at 8am. It goes both ways

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Is love you hearing the Duolingo sound across the apartment as your partner tries to learn polish on the toilet

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For the past half year I thought Ted Cruz and Chris Christie were the same person. I was so confused why “Chris Christie” was in Texas

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No one talks about the addictiveness of using a poopy stool. Literally used an aerosol can in a bathroom that was stool-less. Photo added for reference

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@daniguids Valid

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Just successfully negotiated a Facebook marketplace exchange. I understand why people gamble now

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Man I haven’t seen an actual snowflake in years

[king BALTHASAR @1331kinga]

@Jaden_M_Diaz So about 2.5 hours?

[king BALTHASAR @1331kinga]

Dog on Nj transit looks like he is responsible for the 2008 housing crisis. And also the Lorax

[king BALTHASAR @1331kinga]

He’s supposed to be working

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Had a goal to wake up latest 7am MAYBE 8am today
Woke up at 9:40🙃
Experts say min 8 hours I be getting 12

[king BALTHASAR @1331kinga]

Literally me in every way that can be deemed possible and impossible

[yammi @sighyam]

let me introduce you all to Moo Deng’s older sister, Moo Wan. her name in Thai means Sweet Pork.

[yammi @sighyam]

let me introduce you all to Moo Deng’s older sister, Moo Wan. her name in Thai means Sweet Pork.

[king BALTHASAR @1331kinga]

Yes my boyfriend pays for almost every meal but when he started dating me he only had Netflix. I have provided him with Hulu, peakcock, hbo max, Amazon prime, and Disney plus.

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When your grammar is so bad not even grammarly can save you 😔

[toast thoughts 😶‍🌫️ @scoobydoesnt]

my dad speaks the truthhhh

#thebachelorette #bachelorette

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The word yacht pisses me off. Why are you spelled like that. Another way the rich try to undermine me

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In another universe I, Tonya would have ended with Tonya Harding winning worst cooks in America Celebrity Edition

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Do you think that Ian sterling is also bored of the uk season this year??

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Damn these election campaign texts are getting personal

[king BALTHASAR @1331kinga]

After watching atla and Korra back to back these natural events cannot be coincidences. ALSO THE COMET IN PORTUGAL. I AM THE AVATAR